
One: Meet the mayor of Rabbit Hash, Kentucky. He is six-months old, named Wilbur, and handles his stressful job with great aplomb: “He’s done a lot of interviews locally, he’s had a lot of pets, a lot of belly scratches and a lot of ear rubs."

Two: “The hardest part of recovery is admitting you have a problem.”
Three: The nicest part of not being very bright is that you are easily amazed.