One: A white guy discovers Indian food—ok, the kind of gook that passes for Indian food in Amreeki restaurants. But hey, let’s not ruin his bliss:)
Two: Why fathers should never be let close to their children’s hair. Also: an alternative use of a vacuum cleaner.
Three: Well, that’s one way to change the view outside your window. Tbh, this makes us feel slightly creeped out rather than good…