Sex/Love: The wildlife edition

Whale Sex 101: What we learned: the gentlemen have very strange penises, and the ladies are serious sluts! Whales rule!

It’s a girl? Forget all those tall tales about storks delivering babies. This is what they look like when they deliver an actual egg. Were you and your bae this excited about your very first offspring? We think not.

United in flesh: A certain species of male angler fish latches on to his girlfriend’s belly (who is 60 times is size), and then literally dissolves into her: “His mouth then dissolves in a sludge of chemicals that physically fuse him to his bioluminescent bride, forever commingling his blood and tissues with hers.” Now, this is what amar prem truly looks like...