
One: Jeff Bezos. Offered without comment. Ok, we lied. Here’s the perfect comment: “You either die a hero. Or you live long enough to dress like a Delhi boy attending a sangeet playing AP Dhillon.”
Two: Is this the best Omicron meme ever?
Three: The male gerenuk version of opening the door: “The female picks out the branch she likes and the male bends it to let the female feed.”