Reminder #1: However bad it gets, you will never have to eat this…
Reminder #2: Everyone loves a good story.
Reminder #3: This is how you need to order your next stash: Open Google Maps, hold phone to ear, say ‘drugs’.
Reminder #4: It’s always easier to get around when you’re riding a…. pink football?
Reminder #5: Sometimes, momma’s just gotta eat!
Reminder #6: Everyone has an inner ballerina.